I had a really pleasant surprise yesterday when this came in the mail…
…and inside was something wrapped in Robinson’s wrapping paper, no less…
Oooo…I would never be able to afford anything at that departmental store, I’m sure…and when I unwrapped the parcel, I found this card inside…
It told me that she had bought it for her hubby but it was too small for him. Gee whiz! There ARE people bigger than me! LOL!!! And since there is no other in her family that comes anywhere near our sizes, she has decided to send it to me.
That’s how I ended up receiving this very delightful t-shirt…
…from Quay Po Cooks.
Thank you so much, my friend – I really really love the t-shirt a lot and the best part is that it fits me just right – XXX Large! Now, what shall I send you in return? Sighhhhh!!!!
And if anybody’s interested, here are the lyrics of the song which gives a lot more reasons why a beer is better than a woman:
A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why I’m right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
Do I want a wife? No, thanks! Another beer? You bet!
A beer won’t fake a headache, a beer won’t tell me stop
A beer will not get angry when I take off its top
A beer won’t call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it in the can
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right, you’ll always get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You don’t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer won’t get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I won’t pay alimony if I decide to dump my beer
I still drink beer, I’ll never quit
When a beer is getting pissed, it’ll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell, I don’t mind
A fridged beer is the best kind
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out…
...STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 
Say… that’s a cute shirt, and the lyrics made me chuckle. I really love the card. It looks like it was hand crafted — very nice!
Have you ever used beer in cooking? I’ve used the dark beers, like guinness stought when making pizza. Occasionally I’ll use it in stew also.
I’ve heard of people using beer and CocaCola but I’ve never tried those. There’s a place here that serves meat cooked in Guiness Stout – this one, I’ve tried…and I quite like it. Ya…the card looks like one of those pictures you create for your art craftwork. The t-shirt’s very nice – the material used…very soft and very comfortable. I love it!
wow, so nice you got a nice tee shirt delivered to you out of a surprise!! Hmmm, I love the quotes, so funny and just on-the-dot, hahahaha~~ so are you gonna wear this and parade around your town?? and oh, remember to shoot a few photo and show us how you look with the tee on~~ :p
Sure will…but that will have to wait till some special occasion – sayang! X’mas, maybe… 😉
Hahahaha…I want to have a beer tonight already….
Btw, where are the ladies commenters?
Dunno… All sulking away already perhaps… LOL!!! 😀
hahaha! sweet 🙂 and there are those larger than you, i’m impressed, you’ve slimmed down STP!
Not a fan of beer, so I guess I prefer the woman better 😛
Nah!!! The day you see that I’ve slimmed down, something must be wrong… Still the same…fortunately/unfortunately. 😦 Good boy…don’t drink! Stick to your woman… LOL!!! 😀
Arthur, You are most welcome! I am so happy to have found someone to give this T-shirt to. You do not need to send me anything in return because you already did. Letting me know that you love the T-shirt and it fits you put a BIG smile on my face. So you think you are big ha?, XXX is nothing lah. When I was at this BIG DOG shop in San Francisco where I bought this T-shirt from, they have up to XXXXXX. You got no fight my friend!! You are just a SMALL DOG in the BIG DOG club! hehehe BTW, I hope the T-shirt did not upset your missus 😛
Hah? All the way from San Francisco? Gosh!!! I’m soooo flattered. Gee! I’ve quite an impressive wardrobe – clothes from the States, New Zealand, Australia…and I think I still have one t-shirt from the UK. Haiyar….no Paris and Milan kah? Muahahahahahahaha!!!! 😀 Nope…she wasn’t concerned about the t-shirt, more about who sent it – so I had to show her on Facebook lor – your photos and everybody in the family. Women! Muahahahahaha!!!! 😀
Hi QuayPo. We Ipoh lasses are soooo nice, aren’t we? That’s a great t-shirt you sent Arthur and I look forward to seeing him in the t-shirt AND with a beer in his hand (Arthur, get an empty bottle and pretend lah).
…plus a woman in the other? That would be nice eh? Muahahahahaha!!!! Wah! How you know so fast that Quay Po’s from Ipoh? No wonder! Ipoh ladies all very pretty one. Ummmm….you’re from Ipoh kah? Muahahahahahaha!!!! 😀
Coz I busy-body and so checked out QuayPo’s Blog this morning after reading your post. Zoomed into “Mum” under Labels , did some speed reading and am sure I read in one her posts that she is an Ipoh girl. Can or not, this explanation? 😉 Yes, Ipoh girl lah, and left after Form 5. Why, I don’t qualify to be an Ipoh girl meh?!
LOL!!! Of course, you do… So many of my friends from Ipoh. That’s where most of the Miss Malaysia come from, right? Wink! Wink! 😀
Ipoh ladies are very generous one besides being known for their beauty!! hahahaa….
Like you eh? wink! Wink! LOL!!! 😀
Arthur, I take my words back! You can send me something in return. A picture of you wearing the T-Shirt!! LOL!
Ok, ok…sure will take a photo when I wear it and post on Facebook…and tag you. LOL!!!
Who luvs ya, baby??!! Don’t lah wait till Xmas to wear the t-shirt, wear it when you go to KL to meet your daughter. Melissa probably won’t recognise her dad in that t-shirt – look so young mah and so like a yummy-daddy! 😉
Maybe I would…not sure yet. Sayang mah…must simpan. Women would want to wear right away, right? Tak tahan one…and then complain, not comfortable here, there and everywhere…and would not wear again – just stuff in the wardrobe, already bursting at the seams and wouldn’t give to people some more. Women! LOL!!! 😀
Hahahaaa!! Yeah, go on, have a go at us women – just becoz you now have a t-shirt that ‘stands’ by you (‘Stand by your man’ !! umm, Dolly Parton was on the news last nite, looking good at 65. She sang this song, didn’t she?), you think you kuat kuat? 🙂
Nope. that was Tammy Wynette. I love to sing that song…at wedding receptions. Good advice for the bride. Muahahahahaha!!!! 😀
Not all women are like that. Who are you trying to pinpoint at?
Isn’t that how they portray women in the movies and the dramas…especially the Chinese ones?. Not pinpointing at anybody… LOL!!! 😉
Never like cold stuff not good for weak knees think follow Isaac prefer warm. Just be careful women might give you a angry stare hahaha.
Ya…old people like that lah! Muahahahaha!!!!
You see now you understand why I like to binge once in a while, in beer, i can see beautiful women…
Chesh! Don’t take this opportunity to find an excuse! LOL!!! Before I had a problem with beer and gout, my daughter would allow me to drink ONE glass only each time I went out…and she would ask the next morning. Worse than my missus – my missus could not be bothered. LOL!!! 😀
The T-shirt is cute…next time must take a pic while you wearing it….hehehehe
Will do that! Watch out for the pic… 😉
Wow!!…so nice, receiving gifts every now and then from your friends. You are so blessed, Arthur.
Yes, agree that you should take a pix and post it up like what you have done when you put on the All Blacks T-shirt from Shereen. Look young and trendy. So which is better, BEER or WOMAN?….hahahaha!!!!….
No more beer for me now, gout…so no choice anymore lah! Muahahahahaha!!!! 😀
Ya, I am indeed so blessed. I’ve made so many nice and generous friends through my blog and their thoughtfulness and sincerity in sending me all these things are simply priceless. Though I do not have a money-spinning blog, I think I’ve gained something that money just can’t buy… 🙂
Money is not everything. It is the thoughts that counts.!!!…
That’s true, very true…
Nice tee!!! I love it.
Yes, you should wear this when you meet Mel at airport!
AH! Did Quay Po get this from Robinson? I should get my hub one of this, since his birthday coming soon and he love to drink!!
OK, just read Quay Po comment, she got it from Big Dog Shop in SF. 😦
Why don’t you ask him to celebrate his birthday with you in San Francisco…and then you can buy this t-shirt for him? Wink! Wink! Muahahahahaha!!!! But he’s not big – I think normal free size would fit him, no?
haha what a nice T-shirt. You’re a lucky man.
I am…I truly am, this I can’t deny. 🙂
If the froth sags, you could toss it out too! mwahahahahaha
+Ant+
Can kah? Gee! Thank goodness you’re single…or is that why you’re single? Muahahahaha!!! 😉
But a beer doesn’t cook for you.
Not all women do either…, not anymore. LOL!!! 😀
And a beer doesn’t warm up the bed.
After a six-pack or more, you would not know the difference… Muahahahaha!!!! 😀
what a funny tee you’ve got! lol
Nice, eh? All the way from the US of A, don’t play-play! LOL!!! 😉
XXX meh? I thought XX? kekekeke Roomy leh..still can add on some more :p
Triple lah… Double, will depend – some brands ok, some cannot… 😦
Hehe, I once had a T-shirt that gave the reasons why a cucumber is better than a man. Nice shirt! 🙂
Oh? I wonder what it says… Perhaps if I google, I may find it… Hehehehehehe!!!!
Hahaha!! Funny t-shirt! It would be interesting to see a female version of this 😀
Hah!!! Perhaps you can write one? LOL!!! 😀
Arthur,
Naughty boy!..spank!spank!..lol!
PS: You tak takut kah kena pukul by women when you wear that t-shirt?..hahaha. Nowadays, perempuan very garang leh.
Hahahahaha!!! You’re telling me! One look at you, I know already. Muahahahahaha!!!!! 😀 But they see me XXXL, sure they would keep their distance one.. 😉
what if… u dont like beer? :p
Then you don’t buy and use the t-shirt lor…
i love shirt with funny sayings/quotes/spoofs 🙂 but do you believe what the shirt says? 🙂
I’m sure people do not take what’s on the t-shirts seriously… Most of the time, it’s supposed to be taken as a joke unless they’re for some kind of protest or campaign…or they are simply too ignorant to know what it says – like this girl I saw working at a coffee shop. Her t-shirt said, “So many men, so little time…” I bet she did not understand the underlying meaning or else she would not want to use a t-shirt like that…
WOW…. U SO BLESSED!!! nowadays no need to sobbbbb anymore… getting so many pressies around the world, man!! hahahaa…
Like the tshirt… unique! wear it and show us proof that it fits! hehehe…
Definitely will do that when I get to do it… 😉
Nice T-shirt you received and very funny lyrics! Hahaha!
LOL!!! Ya…supposed to be a joke and taken with a pinch of salt. 😉
Wow…..a nice Tee. And wanna laugh when u said got someone who is bigger size than you! hahaha….
Ya…her hubby must be really big. LOL!!! 😀