A beer is better than a woman…

I had a really pleasant surprise yesterday when this came in the mail…

…and inside was something wrapped in Robinson’s wrapping paper, no less…

Oooo…I would never be able to afford anything at that departmental store, I’m sure…and when I unwrapped the parcel, I found this card inside…

It told me that she had bought it for her hubby but it was too small for him. Gee whiz! There ARE people bigger than me! LOL!!! And since there is no other in her family that comes anywhere near our sizes, she has decided to send it to me.

That’s how I ended up receiving this very delightful t-shirt…

…from Quay Po Cooks.

Thank you so much, my friend – I really really love the t-shirt a lot and the best part is that it fits me just right – XXX Large! Now, what shall I send you in return? Sighhhhh!!!!

And if anybody’s interested, here are the lyrics of the song which gives a lot more reasons why a beer is better than a woman:

A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why I’m right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
Do I want a wife? No, thanks! Another beer? You bet!

A beer won’t fake a headache, a beer won’t tell me stop
A beer will not get angry when I take off its top
A beer won’t call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it in the can

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right, you’ll always get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You don’t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer won’t get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I won’t pay alimony if I decide to dump my beer

I still drink beer, I’ll never quit
When a beer is getting pissed, it’ll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell, I don’t mind
A fridged beer is the best kind

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out…