Gee!!! I’ve gone past a million views and I did not even realise it…

One million

Well, I shared a photo like this one on Facebook that day and Claire asked how she could check.

I am not too sure about Blogger but with WordPress, you have this on your dashboard…

Site stats

…that you can click and that will get you to this page where you have all the statistics and other information. There is a bar graph that shows you how many views you have each day…


…and if you place the cursor on the day in question, you can see how many views you have on that particular day. This was around 8.00 a.m…


…and it showed that I had a total of 222 views so far.

There are also other bits of information including the most frequent commenters based on the most recent 1,000 comments…


…and this shows you what terms people use to search for your blog…


Wait a minute!!! Don’t tell me that you google “fat teacher” and you will get here? @#$%^&!!!! And how many times do I have to stress that it is not SI- tuapui (dead fatty) but SUI-tuapui (good looking fatty)? Grrrrrrr!!!! Is this so difficult to remember? No wonder the teachers in the schools find it so hard to drum stuff into the students’ heads! Simple thing, also cannot get it right! Tsk! Tsk!

Hmmmm!!! And I do wonder what the”most nice balls” are… Any idea, anybody? LOL!!!

Author: suituapui

Ancient relic but very young at heart. Enjoys food and cooking...and travelling and being with friends.

33 thoughts on “Numbers…”

  1. Impressive! You have so many viewers. I never hit until 100 viewers. However, the ‘Fat Teacher’ caught my attention. Once I saw this on your page, I ‘terus’ checked on mine. Luckily found nothing ‘rare’ so far. LOL.

    You’re lucky. I heard some people got all kinds of lucah search terms – I really wonder what they have in their blogs that got google all confused like that. LOL!!!! Actually, the list changes all the time, every day perhaps…

  2. Just a matter of one letter, a big difference in meaning. You would have use “sui sui pui pui”.So many commenters and this shows that everyone loves to read your blog. Keep it up!!!!…

    Actually, the name was given by a friend who registered an email address for me – me, so jakun those days…did not even know how to do that…and puipuisuisui was taken…so he settled for suituapui instead. 😦

  3. Oooh, I see my name there πŸ™‚ Fat teacher hah! hah! I wonder if anyone look for me as “bloated wind”.

    Yes, keep it up or it will be gone in a blink of an eye. Hehehehehe!!!! Oh? You fart a lot? Me too!!! LOL!!! πŸ˜€

    1. fart club… let’s elect the president and give it the title ‘Sir Fart-a-lot’

      We will all lose to you lah….*kowtow three times* Muahahahahaha!!!!!

  4. Congrats! Wouldn’t it be great to have the number of hits we have in our bank accounts!

    Ya…just a ringgit per view and I would be a millionaire already. LOL!!!

  5. Nice balls refer to the IKEA meat balls or the meat balls u cooked earlier ago? Aiyo, u can’t blame those that can’t speak hokkien mah LOL πŸ˜›

    I know many who do but they still get it wrong – did not pay much attention to the name, I guess.

  6. wow, congratulations for another great milestone!! over a million hits!! you certainly are a very popular blogger!! way to go for me to get even half a million, haha!!

    No leh, same as any other blogger…people come, people go. πŸ˜‰

  7. LOL….blogger can check also i think…..but i never really gone into it…

    There are many silent readers out there. Just the other day on the way balik kampung …there was a lady who asked me “do you have a blog coz i recognise the boy”….

    some readers just prefer not to comment. Just read.

    I guess so. I wish they would socialise, make friends… Makes it more meaningful. Here, I see strangers smiling at me – dunno who they are…probably my silent readers, feel very awkward lah like that.

  8. We have something similar in blogspot, but me no time go check details, haha!

    Well, I have all the time in the world… Hehehehehe!!!!!

  9. I think for claire’s she runs her blog from a blogger platform and it is a bit different from our wordpress platform. But since she subscribe to nuffnang, she can also check it buy logging into her nuffnang account. They will have the data prepared for you as well. Congrats on the milestone. 1 mil .. phewwwwww. that’s a lot

    Yup, should be able to check too…just that she does not know how to go about it. Thanks, yours has been around so long….but you’ve been away for a long time now. Not over a million yet, I reckon?

    1. let’s just say – I retired and then came back from retirement. LOL

      Still just that one post… Come, come! Would love to keep up with how you’re getting on in your life.

  10. AH! I see my big name there too! hahahahhah

    Fat teacher? Hmmmm…still acceptable la, but most nice balls? LOL!!! No comment no comment.

    Hahahaha!!!! I hope they’re not referring to mine. Muahahahaha!!!!!! Yes, your big name’s up there!

  11. wow…so many viewers edi! *claps*
    ”most nice balls” ?! Hmm…makes me wonder. LOL!

    You too! Don’t let your mind wander too far now. Hehehehehe!!!!

  12. wow that’s a huge achievement my friend in my case haven’t even reach 50 thousand haha! your nearing 2000 post too huh! and i had the most number of comment hha
    now i wonder why was it at every blog i visit i was at the top spot

    Cos you’re the most regular and frequent commentor, it’s as simple as that… Keep it up!

  13. Hello! I love reading food blogs and I couldn’t believe I only just stumbled on your really interesting blog a few days ago. Since then, I have been checking religiously and one day hope to browse through your older entries as well! Keep blogging – you have many fans!

    Thank you for your nice words. Welcome, welcome…and feel free to drop by anytime. Glad to have you around.

  14. Congratulations Arthur! Keep the momentum going….

    Can’t stop laughing at the “Si-Tuapui” search keyword ! Haha!

    Humph!!! Laugh! Tsk! Tsk! πŸ˜€ Thanks, I certainly hope to keep it up as long as I can…ummmm…no pun intended. LOL!!!!

  15. Congrats for the 1 million hits. The number of views per day are impressive. Keep it on! I try to google fat teacher and could not see your blog from page 1-10. There must be some tricks here.

    Hahahahahaha!!!! Don’t believe everything you see…or read! Thanks, Andrew.

  16. Hi, congratulation. Keep up the good work. If only RM1.00 per view that would be so nice.
    LOL… fat teacher and si tuapui, the person who type the keyword search sure got sense of humour. πŸ™‚

    Have a great week ahead, regards.

    Thanks. Ya…the fat teacher, yes…but not the si tua pui – shows a flippant attitude, not bothered to see and read carefully…and get things right. 😦

  17. Congrats on the views, I enjoy reading your blog. You have a warm and welcoming virtual home, so therefore I’m always happy to see what’s going on in your world. Often it makes me hungry.

    Thanks, Opal. I try to keep things bright and cheerful around here, make everyone feel happy – I think we have more than enough misery, frustrations, depressing vexations to the spirit all around…and I just can’t understand why people want to share such thoughts on Facebook and drag everybody down. Surely we have more than enough of those in the real world… Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

  18. Hey Arthur! I can get it already.. in my blogger.. I have checked.. mine is around 600K only.. nothing near to yours even though i started blogging in 2008 January.. πŸ™‚ Not as popular as STP definitely.. nowhere near…

    Never mind, as long as the money keeps rolling in. Hehehehehehe!!!!!!

  19. congrats on the milestone! it is a lot of effort to get where you are… salute! πŸ˜€

    most nice balls… ahem ahem.. you have been cooking, eating or posting a lot of ‘nice balls’ lately ah?? πŸ˜›

    Thanks. Balls…beef balls, meat balls – I think I had a few posts on those…with IKEA gravy. Yummmmmm!!!!!

  20. Muahahahaha!!! Fat teacher!… I wanna die laughing at the stupid people out there. You are so popular amongst all bloggers!

    I have one post that has got 39,000 page views and still growing! The way they googled are like hamsap people.

    Wah!!! I wonder what post that is. Must be way before I started dropping by.

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