You got mail…

That was what my missus said to me that day when I came home from my daily morning routine of babysitting my bedridden mum and I saw this parcel lying there waiting for me…

From Yoong 1

It had come all the way from Australia and good grief! The postage alone was already AUD$14.75. That would work out to over RM50.00, I think! *faints!!!

It came from my friend, Yoong, in Perth, Western Australia and inside, she had enclosed this note…

From Yoong 2

Now, what was it about this “cheeky t-shirt” that she had sent me that could make it so offensive?

I think it is really very nice and I really love the colourful words emblazoned Β on the front…

T from Yoong 1

…despite what it says at the end…

T from Yoong 2

Frankly, I find that it’s so cute and I do like it a lot…even though it is a bit figure-hugging especially around where the Β phrase OLD FART is. Now, does that make me a BIG old fart, I wonder? LOL!!!

Gosh! Add the price of the t-shirt to the postage and that would total up to over RM100.00, I’m sure. Oh me oh my! Thanks so much, Yoong. I really appreciate your generous gesture but please don’t buy me any more presents especially if you’re going to post them via snail mail like this.

However, if you’re coming over to Sibu to deliver them in person, that’s a different story altogether. So? When are you coming? I’ll put on the t-shirt and wait for you at arrivals at the airport in Sibu. You would have no problem whatsoever spotting this BIG old fart in the crowd, I’m sure. Muahahahahahaha!!!

Author: suituapui

Ancient relic but very young at heart. Enjoys food and cooking...and travelling and being with friends.

13 thoughts on “You got mail…”

  1. Lol….. I laff so hard n I wake up my wife….
    Now I kena scolded….
    It is all becoz of u “Big Old Fart”
    If u wear it out… It will brighten up everyone……

    LOL!!! You enjoyed this eh? Humph!!! Good, get scolded by the missus!!!

  2. hahahaha!! such a nice tee-shirt, and so suitable for you don’t you think.. ah well, it’s the thought that counts right?? πŸ™‚

    Laugh! Laugh! Go ahead and laugh!!! Tsk! Tsk! LOL!!! πŸ˜€

  3. If I have a cheeky shirt like that it would probably say “I was a good boy but then s*** happened. Now I’m just wasting oxygen.”

    Thankfully, you’re still a good buy… πŸ˜‰

  4. Make sure you do not ‘fart’ when you are wearing the Tshirt!!!!!

    That will cause tremors, I’m sure. LOL!!! πŸ˜€

  5. Ahhahahahaha…. You are not going to wear it out , are you? Yoong, you so bad and not! Arthur is not an old fart at all! He’s the sweetest guy besides my hub, kind, generous, caring etc etc. Oh, Arthur.. What have you done now to earn that old fart title.. Muahahahaha

    Thank you, thank you…. Now, what is it that you want, Shereen? What have you got up your sleeves? Muahahahahaha!!!! Sigh!!! Memang old fart already, what to do? Kesian…young people laughing at old man. Sobsssss!!!!!

  6. Muahahahaa! You are a lovable ‘big old fart’, Arthur! Eh, you must have expanded a little coz the t-shirt is supposedly your size leh! Perhaps you can stretch it over a big armchair, that may help πŸ˜‰ and I’m happy that you like it. Be seeing you in Sibu…soon πŸ™‚

    That’s what I did. Hopefully, that works… Haven’t tried it again since. Saving it for your visit to Sibu…’soon”!!! πŸ˜‰

  7. OMGosh, such big colourful words! You really dare to wear that at the airport and wait for your friend? Sure garner lots of attention and chuckles πŸ™‚ It’s sure cheeky! So cute.

    LOL!!! It should be quite ok here – not many will know what it says…and if I wear this in, say KL, nobody knows who I am so it is also ok. πŸ˜‰

  8. Lovely tshirt! I would love to get that for the hubster too though I seriously doubt that he would wear it. Hehehe.

    Hah!!! But he isn’t old at all… I am! 😦

  9. Hahaha, what an appropriate T-shirt for you!! How come you did not wear it when I was there? Next time come to KL, you must wear when we meet up. I want to take photo with that old fart! Muhahaha

    Hah!!! I’ve been eating so much these past few days… Maybe after I’ve slimmed down a bit, I would wear it… πŸ˜‰

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