You got mail…

That was what my missus said to me that day when I came home from my daily morning routine of babysitting my bedridden mum and I saw this parcel lying there waiting for me…

It had come all the way from Australia and good grief! The postage alone was already AUD$14.75. That would work out to over RM50.00, I think! *faints!!!

It came from my friend, Yoong, in Perth, Western Australia and inside, she had enclosed this note…

Now, what was it about this “cheeky t-shirt” that she had sent me that could make it so offensive?

I think it is really very nice and I really love the colourful words emblazoned  on the front…

…despite what it says at the end…

Frankly, I find that it’s so cute and I do like it a lot…even though it is a bit figure-hugging especially around where the  phrase OLD FART is. Now, does that make me a BIG old fart, I wonder? LOL!!!

Gosh! Add the price of the t-shirt to the postage and that would total up to over RM100.00, I’m sure. Oh me oh my! Thanks so much, Yoong. I really appreciate your generous gesture but please don’t buy me any more presents especially if you’re going to post them via snail mail like this.

However, if you’re coming over to Sibu to deliver them in person, that’s a different story altogether. So? When are you coming? I’ll put on the t-shirt and wait for you at arrivals at the airport in Sibu. You would have no problem whatsoever spotting this BIG old fart in the crowd, I’m sure. Muahahahahahaha!!!