The birds and the bees…

Somebody sent me this via email and I thought I would just share it with everybody. Ummm…truth be told, I’ve run out of things to post so I’m using this as a filler! Hehehehehe!!!

Well, I bet all of you know Phua Chu Kang and his nephew, Aloysius – that’s Chu Beng & Margaret’s son. In the dialogue below, Chu Kang was trying to teach the little boy about sex…

Aloy: Why is sex so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah.

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, you think what? Your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah!

Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oy! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn….

Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah! Colect or not?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boyyyy!! Use you blain! You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class, iz it? Stupid lah!

Aloy: Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyah…best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam!!!

And I think it was Gundot who emailed me these photos sometime ago. Well, she said that it was the apple that Eve ate in the Garden of Eden…

Eve's apple 1

Eve's apple 2

What do you all think? You believe her or not? LOL!!!

Author: suituapui

Ancient relic but very young at heart. Enjoys food and cooking...and travelling and being with friends.

31 thoughts on “The birds and the bees…”

  1. But how come we don’t enjoy digging the real nose of our partner..we actually never do it! Nice Pxxxs fruit. Where can we buy them?

    Ask PCK! He’s the best in Singapore, Johore and sometimes Batam! Hahahahaha!!! Dunno where Gundot got the pics from – Kpenyu’s sis. As you can see, it runs in the family! Hahahahahaha!!!

  2. Now I remember sending the PCK e-mail to kpenyu but can’t remember got send to you or not ๐Ÿ˜› Got that e-mail a few years ago already but people still sending. Hahahaha!!!

    I got mine from a friend – local uni lecturer! Gee! Hope he doesn’t teach his students that! Hahahahaha!!!

  3. this is an old joke pa. anyway happy bak zhang day.

    I know. You just click the related posts…you’ll see that so many people have posted it already! I had pillow chang this morning… You?

  4. Speaking of Eve, I know why she ate the apple! Watch the video below to know the reason:
    ROTFLMAO!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Yup., seen liao on youtube. I bet she and Adam would make great friends! Bwahahahaha!!!! Anybody interested can just go to this link-

  5. Believe it or not, my son told me that little “gem” last year…he repeated certain bits a few times, it didn’t get old for a while….boys!!

    He’s not a kid anymore – an adolescent, and knows much more than you would expect. That’s why I always talk to my boys like they’re adults unlike most teachers who talk down to them like they’re still children. I think they hate that! Would only treat them like kids when they behave like one, so they would toe the line most of the time!

  6. That’s very true. The people who think of that is really creative. The pic is really something. Haha.

    Eee…you like that kah? Hahahahaha!!!

  7. better embalm the fruit and put that on display in a glass frame….

    To preserve, you mean? If it had been the real thing, then THAT would need embalming! Hahahahaha!!!

  8. Someone e mailed to me. Suppose to be from National Geographic. I’m so stress. Cannot go hotmail since Sunday. No interesting pictures liaw!

    National Geographic? I subscribe to the mag. How come no interesting thing like this? Probably your hotmail hacked like my suituapui a/c. Till today, cannot access. Keeps telling me my password is incorrect. I just signed in a new account and abandoned that one.

    1. You know the perfect cure for STRESSED?..just spell it backward and that’s the answer..

      DESSERTS… So? You’re sending/bringing me some?

  9. Is that even an apple? so obscene la. hahaha. Would you even consider taking a bite? I know someone definitely would… woahahaha.

    Hahahahaha!!! You know him so well? ROTFLMAO!!!

    1. Eeee…must you say it outloud??

      Hahahahahaha!!! Diarrhoea of the mouth, hope no constipation of the mind! ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. This reminds me a test you took in FB not long ago… on how pure u are… hmmph!

    How dirty-minded I am? And I scored 0%…and that’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Hahahahahaha!!!!

    P.S. Welcome and do come often. How come you did not provide the link to your blog? Thought you were interested in astronomy? Now into professional photography, I see?

  11. heehee…zis post not interesting fodder for ze english lessons.

    This would come in the Science lessons…in English! LOL!!!

  12. What are you trying to do ? Start a sex education lesson ? Hahaha.. Gawd knows teenagers in Malaysia need them…

    Do they? It’s all over the internet…educational or otherwise! No need to teach anymore, I’m sure! LOL!!!

  13. Where to buy this 3in1 fruit…can use can eat and envio friendly too. No need to buy adult toys liaw.

    What are YOU going to do with it? Hahahahahaha!!!

    1. Eh, law-eya, I thought it’s against the law to introduce foreign objects (don’t know adult toys count or not) into inappropriate area? The other day got news about an ED husband use brinjal and cucumber on his wife and was charged under donno what section. ๐Ÿ˜›

      How did the authorities find out what went on behind closed doors? The wife lodged a complaint…or suddenly no brinjal and cucumber in the market? Hahahahahaha!!!

      1. Sex aids…does that sound better G ??? C..that one have to ask Rose you too young to know who was RC?

        AIDS!!!…Eyew! That will make everybody run off “tail-straight straight”!!! Hahahahaha!!! Rose Chan – got musical in KL lah! That son of a preacher man from Sarawak starred in it.

      2. I know Rose Chan. Hahahaha!!! How can you not know such a legend?! LOL!!! Okay, okay…I shall stop now. ๐Ÿ˜›

        Hahahahahaha!!! Clever girl!

  14. Was expecting something like Ah Tor’s Char kueh tiaw,not this!I tot u mentioned on fb u posting something to drool about,huh??!!

    Wrong link lah! Today’s link specifically mentions the bird and the bees… And why have you changed your name? Wanna be related to Higgins? Hahahahaha!!!

  15. Ei? The two fellas got turned off by the birds and the bees kah? Bayang pun tak nampak today ๐Ÿ˜› Probably they’re only turned on once they break into Shakespeare-sque innuendos (this one curi Gerrie’s quote)

    Guess they’re not into sex…or anything that has something to do with it! “Shakespeare-sque innuendos”? Thought that’s TOC’s forte? Rumour has it that he wrote Sonnet 18 for a man! Catch the drift? LOL!!!

    1. Oh the darling buds of may kah? Your suggestion – eck eck eck uek!!

      Ya…and he was talking about blowing them some more! Hahahahaha!!!

  16. That apple looks funny, and the shape suggests a “lot” of things. ๐Ÿ˜›

    A lot? Gee! Don’t tell me that you see more in that than others do? Hahahahaha!!!

  17. The PCK is old story. but the APPLE ARE SURE SYOK one.. hahahhaha.. If Eve go for that, why Adam will fall for it when he himself got one? hahahha

    Nobody said anything about Adam falling for it? Hahahahaha!!! Oops…I think he did eat it when Eve asked him to! Hehehehehe!!! For your answer, you will have to go to youtube and search for the link in Clare’s early comment to watch the video clip! LOL!!!

  18. haha, i read this long time ago.
    Ahem, that pic maybe can fotoshop edit the color, then it will look exactly oooooo

    Hahahahaha!!! Looks like what exactly??? *eyes blinking innocently! ROTFLMAO!!!

  19. Waiseh. Your blog no family filter ah I hope that no underage kids are reading this post

    Aren’t you? Underaged?…Now, what is it that you don’t already know? Hahahahaha!!!

  20. lol….looks funny…but i do believe coz sometime fruit grow weird shape! wonder how to serve this..erm i mean in this kinda shape…;-p

    Hahahahaha!!! Imagine if you were to chocolate-glaze it! Eyew…. LOL!!!

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