The birds and the bees…

Somebody sent me this via email and I thought I would just share it with everybody. Ummm…truth be told, I’ve run out of things to post so I’m using this as a filler! Hehehehehe!!!

Well, I bet all of you know Phua Chu Kang and his nephew, Aloysius – that’s Chu Beng & Margaret’s son. In the dialogue below, Chu Kang was trying to teach the little boy about sex…

Aloy: Why is sex so enjoyable?

PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah.

Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, you think what? Your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: Aiyah! Say you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah!

Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK: Oy! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn….

Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah! Colect or not?

Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK: Ah boyyyy!! Use you blain! You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class, iz it? Stupid lah!

Aloy: Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK: Aiyah…best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam!!!

And I think it was Gundot who emailed me these photos sometime ago. Well, she said that it was the apple that Eve ate in the Garden of Eden…

Eve's apple 1

Eve's apple 2

What do you all think? You believe her or not? LOL!!!