Somebody sent me this via email and I thought I would just share it with everybody. Ummm…truth be told, I’ve run out of things to post so I’m using this as a filler! Hehehehehe!!!
Well, I bet all of you know Phua Chu Kang and his nephew, Aloysius – that’s Chu Beng & Margaret’s son. In the dialogue below, Chu Kang was trying to teach the little boy about sex…
Aloy: Why is sex so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah.
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, you think what? Your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiyah! Say you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah!
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn….
Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah! Colect or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyy!! Use you blain! You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class, iz it? Stupid lah!
Aloy: Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah…best in Singapore, JB and some say Batam!!!
And I think it was Gundot who emailed me these photos sometime ago. Well, she said that it was the apple that Eve ate in the Garden of Eden…
What do you all think? You believe her or not? LOL!!!
...STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 