I received the following via email and I would like to share it with everybody…
Before marriage….
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to top.
Around the same time, I also received this…
And some say that a wife is like a TV while a girlfriend is like a handphone (HP). At home, you watch TV but when you go out, you bring your HP. When you have no money, you sell your TV but when you have money, you change your HP. You enjoy TV sometimes but you play with your HP most of the time. Your TV is free for life but as for your HP, if you do not pay, the services will be terminated. The TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but your HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time. The operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for your HP, it is high and often demanding, Most importantly, your TV has a remote control but not your HP and last but not least, the TV does not have virus, but your HP may have and once you get it, HABIS LAH! So it is better to choose the TV!
So, what do you all think? Any comments? LOL!!!
...STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 
Choice is the best thing we have all been blessed with!
Yup…but must choose wisely…or even choose not to buy! 🙂
Nowadays got flat screen TV ok.. Super slim TV and all.. I’ve been using my HP for nearly 4 years dah.. waiting for the Apple i-Phone 3G to be launched. I’ll try to get some angpow sponsorship from you next year :).. haven’t been back in a while lah.
No problem at all…and later, we kongsi-kongsi use ok? Hahahahahaha!!!!
Wahh.. this kind of philosophy ar.. hmm quite true also la.. HP is more important le.. So, should I get one HP also.. be fair ma.. woman also can do that right?
Yes, it’s a knife that cuts both ways…and I got the emails from ladies in fact! LOL!!!…Btw, welcome, keeyit! Ur first time here? I think I’ve seen u commenting elsewhere. Will add u to my blogroll, and do come again, ya!
wow, that’s crude 😮
i suppose it does have some truth to it…
So now u’re happy u’re single and available??? Hahahahaha!!!!!
i own two handphones. I’m thinking of trading one for a tv (whatever that means).
😉
Gee! Naughty! Naughty!…Just when I thought you were the perfect son-in-law material!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
i didn’t know tat u got a blog … anyway interesting post .. i would like to have a few tV’s n some Hp..sssssss lol
Now you know! Do drop by often, ya?…Now you’ve got a HP already? Kuching one? LOL!!!
What is good for the goose is good for the gander,n vice versa. so if everybody happy no need to look for HP!. Anyway I supported Gerrie’s comment, it is all about choices regardless of if one wants to choose to live a single,celibate,gay,straight,polygamy,bigamy,monogamy etc….. etc…do one have a right as individual to question or judge their lifestyles if we are not the affected party? I guess that answers lies within ourselves isn’t it??STP, what do u think? Are u playing love guru now?LOL,Mike Myers,watch out!!
I agree with you! “Don’t tell your brother, ‘Let me remove that speck of dust from your eye!’ Go and remove the speck of dust in your own eye first!”…And also, “Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone!”…I’m very open-minded about anything!
hehehehe….
…never seen TV cum phone …but vice versa yes…simple choice la..two -in- one sure better.
You’ve got a point there! I’ve heard something along those lines but I can’t remember…something about a wife having to be like a whore in bed or something like that??? Anybody can remember?
Hehe… i got two handphones.
Chesh!…Time to buy a TV!!! LOL!!!
No tv-cum-phone but got phone-cum-tv what nowadays 😛
I think that’s what they say – sumthing about the wife must be like a mistress in bad. Can’t remember exactly.
hmm ..tell me honestly..
is it really that different b4 and after marriage?LOL
Things change…but you’ll just have to give and take to make it work!