Truth is…

Well, you may not know this but the truth is inanimate objects may be classified as either male or female. For instance, photocopiers are definitely female…


This is because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. Other than that, they are an effective reproductive device if you press them in all the right places but they can wreak havoc if you press the wrong buttons. Now what about tyres?


Well, it is quite obvious that tyres are male, considering that they go bald quickly and are often over-inflated. Likewise, hot air balloons are clearly male…..

Hot air balloon

They are full of hot air and everytime, they go up, they have to come down…and to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. And do you by any chance, think that sponges are male?

Well, you’re wrong! They are female as they are soft, squeezable and retain water. And so are egg timers!
Egg timer
Now, egg timers are female because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. But what about the remote control? Would that be male or female?

Remote control

You would probably think it is male but sorry, it is actually female for it easily gives a man pleasure, he would be lost without it and while he does not always know where to press, he keeps trying.

So what do you all think? Do you agree? Or perhaps you have more examples to prove my point?