No air…

Well, this is the title of a song that’s currently very popular featuring Chris Brown and yucks…the previous American Idol, Jordin Sparks! And everytime I hear the song on air, I think of “No hair”. Nope!!! Not thinking about you, Bongkersz!!! You get back to what you’re currently busy with…Wink! Wink! Now, actually, the reason is that if you know Cockney (English), they always drop the “h” when they speak…and that brings to mind this story…

There was this guy who boarded a double-decker (bus) in London…and he proceeded to go up the stairs to the upper deck.  A girl was ahead of him and at that very moment, a wind blew her skirt up!  She looked at the guy; he just smiled at her and said, “Airy, isn’t it?” Instantly, the poor fella received a slap on the face!!!

Then there was this other case where another guy boarded a double-decker as well and was going up the stairs.  A girl was ahead of him and boy, was her skirt short? She turned back…and saw the guy looking up her skirt, so she snapped at him, “What are you looking at?”  The guy calmly replied, “Nothing! I was just looking at the moon.” The girl retorted, “Well, if that’s the case, you should have looked last night! There were TWO men on it!!”

Anyway, back to the hairy issue, once a man walked into a hotel and spoke to the receptionist, “Hello! I’m Harry!” The girl looked at him and replied, “I can see that…but what’s your name?”

Alright! Alright! Enough of those not-so-funny hairy jokes! Now ladies, don’t bother to squint your eyes ‘cos you’re not going to see anything! I know many of the guys did just that with the “magic mirror” photo in my “Beautiful…” post! Hah! Caught you there, didn’t I, Housefly?  ROTFLMAO!!!  Well, the man in THIS photo is definitely NOT hairy, or at least, not that I can see…..

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Now what do YOU think that guy is doing? Any idea of a caption for the photo, the title of a song perhaps? Any suggestion?…..Have fun! LOL!!!!