The so-called Glutton Queen didn’t mince her words in a recent post as she’s been pulling her hair out and drowning her poor chipmunk Alvin with her drool over my food posts and mar was crying out for mercy and compassion. So too bad, andrew…this is not going to be another food post!
Bongkersz sent me an sms yesterday saying how tired he was after a long day at work, so I told him NOT to go and see my previous post. Didn’t want him salivating away, as that would be adding insult to injury! And indeed, sometimes in life, the drudgery may get on you down…but I guess that’s something each and every one of us has to endure and learn to live with. For one thing, we can always look on the bright side – the weekend is just a day away…and next week, May 1st is a public holiday…and you should be getting your paycheck in a few days (Got mine yesterday, so eat your heart out!!! Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!), or we can look around for things that may delight us (Nope! I’m NOT going to talk about food!) – a song that may bring back pleasant memories or pictures that may make us…smile!
Well, clare aka The Glutton Queen was grumbling about somebody’s poor spelling yesterday, but can you beat this one?
Gee! The guy who painted that must be dyslexic!!! And since we’re touching on the topic of language, we should always be cautious of what we say because the meaning that we wish to get across may be different from what is originally intended, as in this case…
Besides, the human mind is a very strange thing…and at times, all kinds of funny ideas may crop up in our heads! Cocka sent me the following…and instantly, I thought, “Gosh!!! That old Cock(a) couldn’t afford Madonna’s bustier so he had to settle for Sponge Bob’s instead!” LOL!!!!!
In life. at times, we need to stop and stare count what little blessings that we may have. Aren’t you glad you’re not caught in this situation…..?
…or when we complain about our police personnel, we should be thankful we don’t have any like these…
I got the pics via email from people here, there and everywhere; now you’ve a fair idea of the things they send to me! Thus, I’m afraid I am unable to acknowledge the sources, but anyway, should there be any copyright infringement involved, do let me know and I’ll have the pictures removed instantly. Thanks. In the meantime, I hope they can bring smiles to some, if not all, of your faces! That’s right, do smile a little smile for me, won’t you?
...STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 
yeah good morning stp, I got this stuff via email too 😛 btw, I like highlight the signboard which written “Use rear Entrance” LoL!!!
Morning, archie! Eyew…that one in particular caught ur attention, eh? Hahahahahaha!!!!
hahahha … what a way to start my day! Thanks STP! 🙂 But you just had to tell you got your paycheck yesterday.. pfft..! Jahat sungguh! Hehehe …
Btw, I like that SpongeBob fashion… but then again, I’ve always like spongebob.. what a coincidence huh? We both mentioned spongebob in our latest posts .. but in a different angle! wahahhaa
Hahahahaha!!!! Hope it helps brighten the rest of your day!…Yup, I’ve already commented on that post – using my hp!!! Not online after around 8 in the morning…
lol that is sooo funny!
Glad u like it!!! Smile and the whole world smiles with u…!!!
muahahahahaha! i love the photo of the policeman. muahahahaha! suituapui, can you do a spongebob? or probably dumbo/jumbo jr. the elephant? 😛
Pray, tell me, my dear bongkersz…what would you want me to do with my trunk??? ROTFLMAO!!!
hehe.. “rear entrance” yeah hor, dont want get pregnant just go thru back door lor ho ^_^ wuahahahahhaah…. and omg! “SOTP”??? wthell, u sure it is not photoshopped ah? damn… looks like it was taken overseas or smthn.. and my my, look at those jugs eye, they are so big.. hehe… today is such a happy day for me… 2 university offers in a day! yay!
Congratulations!!! All the best to u!…Gosh! Be subtle! Not so gross!!! Hahahaha!!!!! I won’t know what they’ve done to the pics. My friends send me all this sort of things all the time. I wonder why? LOL!!!
*gasp*
*wonders what stp wants to do to bongkersz with his Trunk…*
U want me to smile at you ah, stp? I sked after I smile liao, u tergoda leh… how??? muahahahaha
Welcome back, angeles! Glad u’re feeling better!!! Back to ur normal self now, eh? Hmmm…don’t ask me, lah! Ask bongkersz! He’s the one who wants me to be an elephant! LOL!!!
LMAO..hehehe… STP, you make me smile after an exhausting day… OMG… even STOP also cannot spell well…what’s happening to our English nowadays..but still that police officer made me LMAO more..
Good! That’s the whole idea of this post! To get people to laugh their cares away!
Since you are on the topic of smile, here’s something for you stp:
Dead Smiles
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.
“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner.
“Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile.”
“And what of the third body?” asked the Inspector.
“Ah,” says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
“Thought he was having his picture taken.”
LOL! An Irish joke! U watching American Idol this year? They got rid of the Irish girl, poor thing! I thought she was good!! So the Irish eyes were no longer smiling…
Cant stop smiling while reading this post! The spongebob attracts me! gosh, that’s nice! Beautiful eyes indeed…very the BIG! lol…
Ha…everybody loves spongebob!!!! Keep smiling, ya!
Thank God! If you blog about food in this post I am sure to book the next flight back to Sibu liao! Wahahahaha!
Oh? I should have put up a post on food then…and we can go mam-mam together!!! LOL!!!
SOAK WHAT SPONGE BOB UNDER WATER! HA HA
Huh?…..And btw, u got your caps lock on???
for the past 30 years, uve been making ur students smile,giggle and laugh their arse off all the time during english and now its the time for one of ur students to do the same for you..
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
1.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, ‘Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?’
Her mother replied, ‘Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.’
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?’
2. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ‘And there’s the teacher, she’s dead.’
3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Did i make u smile sir ? wuahahaa ^_^..
LOL! I like the 2nd one best!!!
just abt to comment on this blog,n u got new one already! why so fast, i just got on line! brilliant! Setop! if this sign won’t stop traffic, what would? but then i am not intellectual like STP lah! all this accent-barrier to get the message across! once a kelak wannabe smugly told me, i had ‘a-la’kartay’lunch today. huh? new thai place kah? a-la-kartay,kwb tone in ‘forte’now,then i got it! it is a-la-carte lunch!lol! some ‘chin-lang’told me she had seen ‘tee-tanik’ movie. (she will ketuk my palak if she read this!) 2 cina guys went to new york in winter, vry cold so went into a cafe ordering 2 milos, back came waiter with 2 gls red wine, here is yr merlot!?? so what is the moral of this comment? if yr english no strength like me, then u must be thickskinned n keep on commenting inSTP’s blog & he can do eng. correction for u. if u go to his actual class, cost a fortune, so y go to his actual class when u can go to his virtual one, like they say,’yu chee,yu pee…like STP!lol! btw if u r foochow, pls don’t name yr daughter ‘naomi’, go figure out why!!hehehe!!
Hahahahahaha!!!! I’m keeping a record of the number of errors I’ve corrected, in my Buku Tiga-5 and I’ll collect the tuition fee from u when u come !!!! LOL!
ih… gila … hahahha
LOL! We need to do that sometimes! Just let ourselves go!!!
“SOTP”??? My goodness…That’s SOT(crazy)! 😉
Too bad they didn’t paint “STP” instead!
Suituapui…I think you can also paint a spongebob on your body. Your nen nen also quite droopy wat, no?
Wakakakakakakakakka!!
Wah! You’ve seen me naked before kah? Hahahahaha!!!!…..Gee! Looks like your obssession with boobs getting very serious!!! You’re even imagining them now…everywhere! Should go and see a shrink! LOL!!!
Hahaha…if they paint “STP” I wonder what people do when they reach that line? 😉
Laugh or at least, smile, I hope!!!….Jangan2 they all spit on the name!! Kesian…!!! LOL!!!
Haha…I imagine when people reach that line everyone starts eating…LOL!!!
Gosh! STP seems to have become synonymous with food and eating now! LOL!!!
AhhhhhHHHHH this is so cruel, how can they paint spongebob’s face on their body. some more use spongebob’s eye as…. T.T ……..
ROTFLMAO!!! 😀