Truth be told, I did not know what the heck that title of Will Smith’s song meant, so I googled to check it up in one of the online dictionaries. I found that it means “getting excited about or involved in something”. Hmmm…I just thought it sounds suitable for something that I will talk about later.
Well, Clare came back to Sibu over the weekend for All Souls’ Day…with Alvin and that definitely didn’t sound too exciting, don’t you think? LOL!!! I did not hear from them the whole day and only got an sms from Clare asking me to join them for dinner at the Ruby Restaurant after the All Saints’ Day mass that night (Saturday). But it was already 8 something and I was already in bed! Yes, KNB, like I have said before, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man wealthy healthy and wise!” Later, I got another sms from her telling me that the restaurant towkay (boss) gave her a discount because she was my friend but when he found out that the article in the Sunday Star was derived from her Glutton Queen blog, he refunded her the money and said it was on the house. Still, that was nothing to get excited about…not to me, at least!
Then came the bit of news that I can get excited about! The towkay asked her to ask me to drop by for dinner one of these days as he wanted to chia me (give me a treat) too. Now isn’t that great? Anybody keen on going with me? LOL!!! But still, the best is yet to come…
The next day, before Clare and Alvin started their journey back to Kuching, they dropped by my place so Alvin could pay his respect to THE one and only Suituapui! Hahahahaha!!! And look at what Clare gave to me!!! Ooooo…her paos (buns)!!!

Ooi! Char boh (girl)!!! Why your pao kaymek (squashed/out of shape) one? Now, now! What have you been doing, Alvin? Hahahahaha!!! But never mind! Beggars can’t be choosers…so I tried to get her them steamed in the hope that I might restore them to their normal voluptuous shape. I got the fire going and pretty soon, it got steaming hot…but unfortunately, it did not seem to help very much. LOL!!!

Clare’s pao was still in that same distorted shape…so that did not leave me with much choice. I just took one giant bite at it…and yum…yum!!! It was soft and meaty and tasted really good…

Now, if anybody’s interested in gettin’ jiggy with Clare’s paos, you can get them at this shop called Xiao Pao Wang (My Chinese is hopeless, but does that mean “small bun king”?), the first few shops on the left in Padungan, Kuching if you’re coming from the fire station end. I have been there a few times to buy the very delicious buns/rolls with a generous slice of ham and nice sweet-sourish cream. Somebody told me before that the steamed char siew buns are nice too but so far I never got round to buying them for myself. Well, thanks a lot for your paos, Clare…and next time, you come home, get me some of those buns/rolls too! ROTFLMAO!!!
So, did you enjoy your brief stay in Sibu, Alvin? I know you went to try the Rasa Sayang kampua that I had posted about a couple of times before, and I hope you had the chance to try the other Foochow delicacies like kompia and ma-nging (which some people call lam pha kuey, owing to their uncanny resemblance to scrotums)…

Do come again and stay longer next time!
P.S.
As a return gesture (Typical Chinese mah!), I gave Clare my rambutans…and she said they were sweet and juicy. Hahahahahaha!!!!

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November 4, 2008 at 7:16 am
gilbert
the whole fifth and sixth paragraph seems like an excerpt from a softcore piece..i wonder where u get the ideas frm
oh, u go to sleep at 8??? thats mad early!!!
Ooi, budak! Don’t let ur imagination run wild! ROTFLMAO!!!…Old man mah! Not much excitement left in my life anymore. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 7:17 am
kong-kay
only siao lung pao size… no silicon inside.
how appropriate, your rambutans, and hairy too!
And getting them steamed did not help much either! Hahahahahaha!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 8:27 am
annant
lol
hey wait till me go Sibu then go mum Ruby…
free meal wei me <3
When are you coming? Thought u’re going back for the hols. Well, heard that these few days, the restuarant is closed. Dunno why. Maybe the boss gone on vacation…
November 4, 2008 at 8:40 am
Pink Cotton
hmm i sense something x-rated here lah…lol
the fried kueh…my mom used to tell us its called ‘gu lam pha’ = cow’s scrotum…
and we dono wat else to call it…
Yakah? Sure it’s not ur imagination? Hahahahahaha!!! Don’t let my father hear that! He’s 100% Foochow and will not tolerate any insult on the delicacy. LOL!!!
November 4, 2008 at 9:16 am
@lViN
Mr STP, that was in fact my second time in Sibu and I have pretty much tasted quite a number of Foochow delicacies.


Unfortunately, the trip to Sibu was not meant to be a long holiday, but was in fact a “over the weekend” affair.
The kampua was definitely nice but was more a fusion of kolo mee than kampua itself. hahahaha…
Hey, paying you are visit wasn’t an honourable thing to do. In fact, I just wanted to see how STP looks like in real life. Now I know… haahhahahahahaha!!
Btw, STAY OFF CLARE’S PAOs!!! I warn you, they are mine!! She gave you some paos but HER PAOs are mine!!! hahahahahahaa….
Also, you only gave Clare your rambutans?!?!?! What about me? I don’t have any share in that?
Anyway, she likes my rambutans the most. It beats yours any time of the day! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hah! What do you mean by “In fact, I just wanted to see how STP looks like in real life. Now I know… haahhahahahahaha!!”??? So cute, so lovable…right, Clare? ROTFLMAO!!! Awww…don’t fight over my rambutans! Enough to go round, I’m sure! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
P.S. Ooi! Where’s ur Ruby post? Like that, they will have to send u the bill for the meal liao! No more free! Hahahahahaha!!!
November 4, 2008 at 9:30 am
calvin
aiyo taiko. where got taiko sleep at 8pm one? not rugged lar like that?…hahahaha
Sleep first mah! Later wake up in the middle of the nite, then can be up to mischief liao…like sending sms to people at such ungodly hours. (Rite, kongkay? LOL!!) Hey! What were you thinking? Hahahahahahaha!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 9:35 am
housefly
‘lam pha kuey’ =.=. Chinese are very imaginative, aren’t they ? There’s this one shop in Bintulu which sells very good buns, which an egg in each bun. It was gooooood
Go early in the morning 7 a.m. and see them frying. Especially the yew chia kwai, finger size…when put in hot oil, u see the
erectionexpansion! Hahahahahaha!!! Now pollie wants to know where to get the pao with one whole egg inside in Bintulu!November 4, 2008 at 9:46 am
kpenyu2000
Those Pau’s are Cup A-….but ….for some anything more than a mouthful is wasted.wah..you naughty liau..remind me of Far From The Madding Crowd. Better be the other fella instead of being Mr Boldwood(???).See you already got a date for The Free makan…she must be mighty please to leave the ULU hole and go back to the City!!OOOOOOooBBaaaaMMmaaaaaaaa.
Me naughty? Where got?…U mean better to be like the soldier character, Troy? More
sexciting, hor? LOL!!! Aiyor…sweet young thing come, not free also can belanja…no problem one! Anytime! Hahahahahaha!!!November 4, 2008 at 10:42 am
peteformation
Alamak, my pau kemek. Who squeeze my pau ah? Ha Ha, LOL
Eeeee…..you got paos? You mean ur rambutans, I’m sure? LOL!!!
November 4, 2008 at 10:59 am
KpgNangkaBoy
Hahah… A-cup pau from Padungan. I think that shop has the best pau in kuching. But our cousin prefers the D-cup foochow pau further up padungan road.
Glad to know someone enjoyed ur succulent rambutans…hahaha.
U mean the one with the obscene name – Fock Hai (and if I’m not mistaken, hai = kuching in Cantonese)? Horrible! Thick skin, yellow in colour…and one bite, the lump of meat will drop out! The sio bee and har kau not much better. Can’t understand why so popular!
November 4, 2008 at 11:34 am
gundot
Good x change. So how to imagine STP with paus and clare with rambutans!!!!! I agree with KNB, best pau in KCH. The dim sum there not too bad either.
Ah! I must be talking about the correct one then! Shhh….boyfriend not happy liao lor! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 11:34 am
Stella
Sigh! STP! Is the haze affecting u too? What with terms like jiggy,paos, etc,etc…speechless!!U used the description ‘kaymek’,I always thought it is ‘pengiet’(squashed).
What haze? Weather here so nice!!!…Pe-nyet is the word in Sarawak Malay lah! Hahahahaha!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 12:20 pm
pollie
where in Bintulu sell an egg in each bun..am interested.
Did not go to Sibu last weekend cos hubby got sports carnival.
See if housefly responds or not…but these young people only know how to eat! They usually dunno one! Hahahahahaha!!! No wonder didn’t hear from u! Was thinking of asking u to go to Ruby, claimmy free meal! LOL!!
November 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
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November 4, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Clare
Eh, what is that foreign-looking pao doing with the paos I gave you? LOL!
Walao eh! Write until like that! Got discrete meaning wan ler…Oh ya! I got a picture of the “very delicious buns/rolls with a generous slice of ham and nice sweet-sourish cream” in my latest post. Just bought it yesterday as I was around the corner after my interview and visit to Danny’s boutique.
What foreign-looking pao? They’re all urs! Next time, ask Alvin handle gently and carefully…kaymek like that already, how? Hahahahaha!!!!…Ya, I’ve already linked ur post to mine for the buns/rolls.
November 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Mala
Very very naughty. One does not need half a brain to read between the lines. And rest rest leave it to our imagination…smart man.Rambutan bit..gross… Sleeping 8.00p.m..? I have a reason to sleep that early…I’ve to start at 5.15a.m to reach my workplace to thumb in. Geez … thumb in…like criminals on death row.
Hmm…u are very imaginative, I see! Hahahahahaha!!!!…As I’ve said, early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy and wise. Dunno about women though… Hahahahahahahaha!!!
November 4, 2008 at 3:30 pm
eiling
So when can I taste your rambutans? (oops that sounds wrong). I guess you must be a regular at Ruby’s. They must give you VIP card!
As the song goes, “If you want it, here it is…come and get it!” (Badfinger) Hahahahaha!!! Here, no need VIP card! I can just go and they’ll charge special…and looks like they give discounts to those they know are my friends too! Gee! Sure is nice to have a friend like me hor? LOL!!!
November 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
gundot
I think KNB mean the foochow big pau not hock hai. The shop has a big sign that reads foochow big pau. Last time quite nice but last time i bought (2 yrs ago) It has big lumps of fat.
Oh? Not that one? Foochow pao?…Will post something about that tomorrow or soon…
November 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
gundot
Talking about pau, Kenyalang vegetable pau very nice
I’m carnivorous…not herbivorous! Hahahahaha!!!!
November 4, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Paolo
Hahaha!
Your mind is as sharp as ever!
No intention of turning senile just yet! Hahahahaha!!!
November 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Stella
Oh! So that was Clare’s interview I saw on the Facebook page abt absolute-gallery. Not bad for an upcoming boutique to be exposed in the limelight,especially by such a well known blogger who appears in The Star. I think I saw a very famous kch blogger in the photo too, STP,how come u not in there? Just back from Rihanna & Chris Brown concert. Not bad, highlight for me is the umbrella song…ella,ella, eh!eh!Eardrums nearly burst from all the young girls screechings! Personally still prefer the JT concert!
Oh? Daniel posted photos in facebook? Will hop over to have a look. Me ah? Me not famous leh? Hahahahahaha!!! The young ones will complain that it’s not LOUD enough! So what does that tell you? ROTFLMAO!!!
November 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm
kpenyu2000
I remembered the Gulampa as Kueh Kapak?? Correct kah??? . The ones in Sibu opposite the Fire station.
No more there lah!…The best one these days is along Market Road, next to “Gurugau” shop but you won’t know whom I’m talking about, I guess. Stella and Gundot would!
November 4, 2008 at 9:36 pm
kpenyu2000
Am going to get a Black girlfriend looo. Best Golfer Black. Best Formula 1 Driver Black.. The President of the USA leh is TOMORROW.
Polling has started…night here = morning there! Wasn’t there an assasination attempt already? Pretty obvious why!
November 5, 2008 at 9:18 am
Clare
Stella, I didn’t interview Danny. I just dropped by his boutique to have a look around. I introduced myself and since Danny and Hazel were busy as there was a photoshoot there, I told them I’d come back some other time.
Danny said this weekend there will be a bunch of Kuching bloggers going over to his boutique to have a look around and do a write up on the shop. I prefer to go alone lor, so that Danny and Hazel will be more at ease.
So when are you putting up a post on the shop? Couldn’t find any pics in Facebook…
November 5, 2008 at 9:50 pm
housefly
Eh pollie, wait ah… i go ask my dad first. Hehe.
See, pollie! Wasn’t I right about young people today? Only know how to eat! Hahahahahaha!!!!